Goodr MG Call Me Tarmac Daddy

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL SPEED
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).